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The Rich Dickman Show – Our Story (So Far) Once upon a time, two friends named Rem and Huell hit the record button and launched a humble podcast with an anything-goes attitude. In those early days (circa 2018), they riffed on everything from why sharing feelings might be overrated to the wonders of recreational weed and the weird world of Twitch streaming. They even joked about making Rem’s mom a Patreon reward (yes, really) – setting the tone for a show that would blend irreverent humor with real-life absurdities. It was clear from Episode 1 that The Rich Dickman Show wasn’t your average talk show; it was a wild ride through the bizarre corners of everyday life, guided by two sharp-witted hosts finding their groove. Change came quickly (and hilariously) for our intrepid podcasters. The original co-hosts were Rem and Huell, but after 52 episodes, Huell decided to embark on an “epic” life journey – reportedly leaving the show to “tour the mountains in the Middle East with ISIS”. (Yes, you read that right – that’s the official story, and the guys still chuckle about it!). Rem, now a solo captain, wasn’t about to let the ship sink. He brought in Ray, a friend with a laid-back vibe and a knack for podcast banter. Ray fit right in… at least until the next plot twist. The show started to feature actual porn stars. Ray was “forced to quit” the show due to a contractual obligation. This era of upheaval became legend among fans – a reminder that in the world of Rich Dickman, truth is often stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Through all these twists, one man remained Rem’s constant companion: Randy. Described as a “loyal member of the show since the beginning, having been saved by Rem in the past”, Randy started as that behind-the-scenes buddy who gradually slid into the spotlight. (There’s an inside joke that Rem once “saved” Randy – don’t ask from what; the answers range from a burning building to saving him from dating a vegan). What matters is that Randy’s been the heart of the show, always there to chime in with a hearty laugh or an outrageous anecdote. Of course, being Rem’s loyal sidekick also means enduring Rem’s sharp tongue – it’s a running gag that Rem has never encountered a Randy idea he couldn’t lovingly snark apart. Longtime listeners live for these moments: Rem quips, Randy groans, and the friendship underneath it all only grows stronger (in a tough love kind of way). After Ray’s dramatic exit, the show pressed on with Rem and Randy steering the ship. By episode 175, they were ready for fresh energy – and along came Cody. Originally seeking “a new source of entertainment” in his life, Cody found it at the Rich Dickman virtual table and quickly became an integral part of the crew. With Cody’s arrival, the podcast evolved into its modern form: a trio (sometimes quartet) of friends with an almost absurd chemistry. Cody brought his own flair – a mix of deadpan delivery and unpredictable humor – and soon discovered that no one is safe from shenanigans on this show (not even the new guy!). If there’s a ridiculous script or ad to be read, guess who gets volunteered? That’s right – Cody’s your man, and he’s learned to lean into the joke every time. As the cast settled into Rem, Randy, and Cody, the content of the show hit its stride. The Rich Dickman Show transformed into a variety show of hilarity, introducing segment after segment of pure comedic gold. A typical episode can feel like an eclectic carnival: one minute you’re getting genuine life advice, and the next you’re hearing an absurd hypothetical about launching babies from cannons. The boys even started formally naming their recurring bits, much to the delight of the “Dickman faithful.” Here are just a few of the fan-favorite segments that have become hallmarks of the show’s evolution: “Thinking With Your Dickman” – Ever wish you had a panel of unfiltered friends to consult on life’s bizarre questions? This segment is exactly that. The hosts dive into listener questions and dilemmas, dishing out advice with a hearty dose of sarcasm and heart. The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle everything from techy troubles to fashion fails. One week they might seriously debate the ethics of an AI butler with an attitude problem, and the next they’re helping a listener decide whether it’s okay to wear comfy Prada shoes with a Gucci handbag. It’s equal parts thought-provoking and side-splitting, often ending with Rem bewildered at how these discussions veer off-road. (Global egg prices vs. handbag fashion – why not both?) “Cody Reads Copy” – When Cody joined, Rem and Randy quickly discovered his secret talent: reading advertisements in a voice so earnest you’d think he was auditioning for primetime. Naturally, they decided to have some fun with it. In this bit, poor Cody gets tricked or dared into reading outrageous ad copy on air – usually without any prior warning. Whether it’s a fake promo for Randy’s questionable Airbnb or a scathing mock review of McDonald’s latest “McFlation Meal” (dry fries and all), Cody delivers it with golden-throated conviction. The results? Comedy magic, especially when Cody realizes mid-read that he’s been had. (If you ever hear him suddenly break and yell “Really, guys?!” you know the script was a doozy.) “Cody Reads Copy” started as a prank, but it’s now a beloved staple – listeners love waiting to hear what ridiculous script lands in Cody’s hands next. “Dickman Dilemmas” – Moral choices, Rich Dickman style. This segment throws the hosts into outrageous hypothetical scenarios and asks: What would you do? Of course, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill dilemmas – they’re more like wacky Twilight Zone experiments. The hosts have agonized (and laughed) over questions like: Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster? Or would you take $5 million to shoot a baby out of a cannon (into a net, safely… probably)?. Nothing is too absurd. One infamous dilemma forced Rem to choose between uttering the most forbidden word on live TV or saving an entire city from doom – yikes! (His solution still has the fanbase divided, by the way.) What makes “Dickman Dilemmas” shine is the crew’s chemistry in action: Rem might play the pragmatist (“Sorry, morals, but I choose the cash”), Cody will look for a loophole in the question, Randy will suggest an outlandish workaround (how about a baby parachute, anyone?), and Ray – if he’s around – will weigh in with that sly dad wisdom (usually right before taking the scenario off the rails). It’s a twisted test of ethics wrapped in humor, and it routinely leaves everyone crying with laughter (and occasionally questioning their own sanity). “What Would Jesus Draw?” – Just when you think the show can’t get more inventive, it throws divine AI art into the mix. What Would Jesus Draw? is the brainchild of the Rich Dickman crew’s collective madness and their embrace of modern tech. In this segment – sponsored by the holiest (and most hilariously irreverent) art gallery on the web, WhatWouldJesusDraw.com – the hosts unleash an AI to create artwork featuring Jesus Christ in the most bizarre situations. Think biblical figure meets meme culture: Jesus brokering a peace deal between historical figures? Done. Jesus on a fishing trip or at Mardi Gras? Absolutely. The prompts are as wild as the imaginations of Rem, Randy, Cody, and Ray. Each host pitches a scenario and the AI tries to make it a (digital) reality – often with comically weird results. (We’ve gotten Jesus mixing it up with everyone from Abe Lincoln to Genghis Khan on the Great Wall – you truly never know what’s coming.) The segment usually ends in a friendly competition over whose ridiculous Jesus art wins the day. And the best part: fans can actually see and own these masterpieces! The crew enthusiastically encourages listeners to check out the gallery and even purchase digital downloads of the images on WhatWouldJesusDraw.com (nothing says “devout” like Jesus wielding a lightsaber on your living room wall, right?). This segment embodies what the Rich Dickman Show is all about – pushing boundaries with a grin, blending tech, creativity, and comedy in a way no one else does. Of course, these are just a few of the regular antics. Over the years, the show has also featured the weekly “Dick of the Week” award (pointing fingers at the world’s biggest jerk with zero mercy), spontaneous games like “Celebrity Dick Match” (ever argue who’d win in a fight: Danny DeVito or MrBeast? They have) and even invented new “Laws of Power” for personal gain. The content evolves with the times – and sometimes ahead of them. In fact, The Rich Dickman Show has fully embraced the 21st century’s quirks: they’ve integrated A.I. and modern tech into their shenanigans whenever possible. Whether it’s using AI chatbots, known as “interns”, as tools to brainstorm insane scenarios or turning the latest internet craze into a talking point, the show stays fresh and unpredictably current. (As one episode description put it, the guys now incorporate “cutting-edge technology into [their] content” – which is a fancy way of saying they’ll happily let a computer blow their minds on air). This blend of classic buddy-talk and futuristic twists keeps both long-time listeners and new fans on their toes. You might tune in for the nostalgia of the banter, but you’ll stick around to see what crazy idea they try next – a recipe generator for cocktails named after show memes? AI-generated fan fiction of Randy’s life? Nothing’s off the table. What truly sets The Rich Dickman Show apart is the chemistry and camaraderie between its hosts. It’s the secret sauce that turns even the most random topics into comedic gold. Rem, the ringleader, brings quick wit and a propensity for telling it like it is – especially when it comes to ribbing Randy. He’s the guy who will sarcastically announce a “promotion watch” for Randy then cut him down to size with a one-liner (all out of love… we think). Randy, the lovable wildcard, is the beating heart of the show – one minute he’s pitching a crazy scheme or laughing at his own follies, and the next he’s the butt of the joke when a bit goes sideways. (If something catches on fire or glitches out, you can bet Rem will immediately quip, “This has Randy written all over it.”) Cody, the new blood turned brother-in-arms, often plays the middleman – sometimes he’s instigating chaos with a cheeky comment, other times he’s throwing up his hands saying “I just read what you give me, guys!” after an especially outrageous “Reads Copy” stunt. His dry humor and surprising stories (ask him about his oddly demanding elderly neighbor sometime) add a unique flavor to the mix. And then there’s Ray – the prodigal co-host who’s been in and out like a sitcom neighbor. When Ray’s on the mic, he slides in with a mellow tone and sly grin, ready to drop a zinger or share a too-crazy-to-be-false story from his own life. Ray’s the guy who might casually mention he has a 0 handicap in gold or update us on his dog-walking routine and insurance sagas, leaving the others in stitches. Together, this foursome creates a dynamic that’s equal parts chaos and warmth. You can tell these guys are genuine friends because no one else could get away with roasting each other so hard and still share a toke (or three) after the show. The inside jokes and running gags that have developed are a treasure trove for the devoted audience – the “Richlings,” as the most passionate fans proudly call themselves. Longtime listeners cackle when they hear phrases like “eating stickers” or “boosted and seated,” knowing exactly which past episode spawned it. Rem’s perpetual exasperation with Randy’s antics has become a show tradition – if Randy even sneezes wrong, you’ll hear Rem’s dramatic sigh of disapproval (a signal for everyone else to grin, knowing a classic Rem-Randy rant is coming). There’s also the ongoing mockery of Rem’s own habits; despite being the bossman, he’s earned the nickname “Tardy Rem” after more than a few late arrivals and tech hiccups. And we can’t forget the playful sponsor spoofs – like the time they pretended to have Applebee’s backing a totally fake “Dickman Eating Challenge,” or when every weird new segment is jokingly “brought to you by Randy’s failing internet connection.” These in-jokes make the podcast feel like an exclusive club – but don’t worry, new listeners aren’t left out for long. The hosts do a stellar job of bringing everyone up to speed with a wink and a nod, so you’ll be laughing along and feeling like part of the gang in no time. Major milestones? Oh, there’ve been plenty. The show celebrated Episode 50 with the same gusto as Episode 250 – each a testament to their commitment to fun. Reaching the 100th episode was a big deal (cue the sentimental montage… that quickly devolved into jokes about how they haven’t been cancelled yet). By Episode 200, the podcast had truly built its own universe of characters and callbacks, so the crew marked the occasion with an over-the-top special (and perhaps an over-the-top amount of whiskey on Rem’s part). They’ve experimented with live streams, welcomed a parade of special guests – from fellow podcasters to that one guy known only as “Steven Dickman” who became a minor celebrity in their circles and even spawned a spinoff project (hello, WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!). One of the most heartwarming turning points was when Randy, a fluffy boy, injected Wegovy live on the show. It ground baking podcast goodness – equal parts roasting and supportive– and fans old and new absolutely ate it up. Moments like these highlight the show’s journey: it’s not just a podcast; it’s an ongoing story with evolving chapters and characters who grow (and occasionally literally leave the country!). And if you ask the superfans, they’ll tell you some of the best episodes are the ones where chaos reigns: the infamous “Audio Sync Disaster” episode, or the time an AI chatbot was accidentally let loose on their Twitter mid-show, or the many holiday specials where the eggnog flowed, and the conversations got extra spicy. Now, here we are, nearly 300 episodes in and still going strong. The Rich Dickman Show has come a long way from that first recording in 2018. It’s a show that’s grown and reinvented itself while keeping the core vibe intact – a bunch of friends taking on the world’s craziness one week at a time, armed with jokes, honesty, and absolutely zero filter. They’ve proven that no matter the challenge – be it losing a co-host to “terrorists” or figuring out how to make AI Jesus ride a dinosaur – they’ll face it with a laugh and keep the good times rolling. So, whether you’re a day-one listener who can recite the Dick of the Week theme song from memory, or you’re a curious newcomer wondering what the heck a Dickman even is, welcome to the party! The Rich Dickman Show’s story is still being written, and you’re invited to join in the fun. Kick back with Rem, Ray, Cody, and Randy as they share their lives, roast each other mercilessly, answer your wild questions, and push the boundaries of podcasting into bold, silly new places. It’s all the best parts of hanging out with your funniest friends, plus a dash of shock value and a pinch of heart. In the end, the goal is simple: make you laugh, make you think, and leave you eagerly waiting for what’s next – because with this crew, the next chapter is always the most outrageous one yet. Stay rich, Dickman fans! The adventure continues… and we’re so glad you’re along for the ride. Cheers!
🔥 THE RICH DICKMAN SHOW | EPISODE 296: "THAT WASN’T FUN" 🔥 Hosts: Rem, Cody, Ray, Randy 🎙️ Weekly mayhem, philosophical dilemmas, and AI Jesus fanart – all in one absurd, heartfelt episode.
This week on The Rich Dickman Show:
Randy drops a monstrous morning deuce and updates us on his weight (396.8), new teeth, and a clogged toilet. Rem immediately shuts down Randy’s ambitious new segment—the “Dickman Cinematic Universe.” Cody stays chill. Ray doesn’t care. It’s Masters week, baby.
We dive into handwritten fan letters, debate five (actually seven?) brand-new Dickman Dilemmas, and Cody reads a killer ad for the Mongoose Training Academy, courtesy of the Italian Stallion himself. Jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and maybe a charity fight with Ray’s UFC cousin? Let’s go.
Dick of the Week brings absolute chaos:
A New Jersey police chief turned chaotic evil
A Michigan crack family with toddlers and guns
Two NYPD rookies hitting up a brothel mid-shift Rem calls out Jeff for using old headlines. Robert Farley takes the crown.
This Week’s Dickman Dilemmas Include:
Would you stalk or get stalked with invisibility?
Bee beard for $100 million—yay or nay?
The screaming car from hell
Porta-potty gold: would you reach for the million?
We close with What Would Jesus Draw? – Game of Thrones Edition.
Rem wins with “Jesus as Jon Snow” after the Battle of the Bastards
Cody’s thorn crown line hits hard
Randy goes full Judas/Roose Bolton
Ray brings solemn vibes with Ned’s beheading
Plus: 🐦 Birdfeeder heists outside the dentist 💀 Randy forgets his cat’s ashes 🎮 How to get your kid addicted to Minecraft 🧠 Introducing Rem’s Antichrist alter ego: Seether Canini 🎤 Audiobooks? Wrestling? The road to Episode 301 is heating up.
📞 Leave us a voicemail, draw us a Jesus, or train at the Mongoose Academy—just make sure you’re slightly better than mediocre.
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The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis!
Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray’s utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy.
This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman:
Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival?
What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane?
A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on.
Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal.
The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior:
A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical.
A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party.
A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed.
And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!).
Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas:
The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty.
The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand.
And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes.
The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone:
Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork.
Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator.
Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred.
Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin.
Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme!
Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!
Opening Banter Recap:
The initial banter in episode 294 of the Rich Show involved some technical difficulties with an echo and microphone adjustments, before moving into more casual topics. The hosts discussed Randy's weight loss journey, noting he was down to 401 pounds from a higher weight, and his struggles with eating habits, including a Domino's pizza, and quitting weed. Ray then launched into a rant about a frustrating Chick-fil-A drive-thru experience, describing its convoluted chain system and lack of clear directions, contrasting it with his knowledge of In-N-Out Burger's efficient drive-thru. The conversation also touched on the solar phenomenon of Lahaina Noon, where shadows disappear, a found fully loaded 9mm magazine after a party, opinions on the Signal app and government technology in light of a recent "debacle", an anecdote about a persistent phone call with a collections agent, and a humorous story about a five-year-old son getting banned from Roblox for calling someone a "stupid face".
Thinking with your Dickman:
Cody Reads Copy about Golf Clubs:
Cody read an advertisement for Callaway's XR package set, humorously describing it as the "golfing equivalent of training wheels" and noting its oversized driver head and Odyssey putter. This led to a discussion about golf, including the meaning of a triple bogey, Ray's golf simulator and his impressive virtual score of 62, and Ray's anecdote about an attractive beverage cart attendant.
Dick of the Week:
Dickman Dilemma:
What Would Jesus Draw - Doing a government cover up:
The theme for this week's "What Would Jesus Draw" was "Jesus doing a government cover up". The hosts presented their prompts for AI image generation:
After describing the generated images, Ray's prompt was chosen as the winner. The hosts briefly discussed future themes and related ideas, such as a Jesus self-help book titled "The Passion of the Me" or "Crucifixed".
End Banter:
The hosts thanked the audience for listening and shared their social media handles. They mentioned that they were recording a second episode immediately after this one to make up for missing the previous week.
The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 293: Flushing Through Time
Strap in for another absurd and unfiltered adventure with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy as they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, internet oddities, and the age-old question: Could you take down a pelican in a fight?
We kick things off with Thinking With Your Dickman, tackling listener dilemmas like setting the perfect heated marble floor temperature, the existential horror of ultra-realistic 8K TVs terrifying pets, and the shocking fragility of artisanal sushi chopsticks. But before long, things spiral into an unexpected discussion on avian combat strategy—should you go for the beak like an alligator, or is there a better way to assert dominance over a pelican? The answers may surprise you.
Cody steps up for a dramatic reading of DXL Plus Size Clothes’ latest ad, reminding our more robust listeners to drape their glorious mass in style. Meanwhile, the prestigious Dick of the Week award is up for grabs, with contenders including a congressman shaking his cane at the President, Elon Musk blaming Ukraine for a cyberattack, and a YouTuber stirring the internet with a controversial throuple reveal. Who will claim the title? You’ll have to listen to find out.
Then, it's time for some truly ridiculous Dickman Dilemmas:
Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster?
If your toilet could teleport you to random locations, how many flushes before you regret everything?
Could you ethically live with a ghost who pays rent?
And of course, we wrap things up with the much-anticipated What Would Jesus Draw – Hitchhiking Edition! Our AI artist gets some divine prompts, including:
Cody’s vision of Jesus and his disciples road-tripping across Route 66 on the Last Supper table.
Rem’s take on 1978 NYC Jesus, hitchhiking in short denim shorts with a sign that simply says "ass."
Randy’s dream of Jesus hitchhiking through rural Ohio… on a backhoe.
Ray’s masterpiece: Jesus hitchhiking in a minivan full of Harlem Globetrotters, snacking on Doritos.
Plus, expect the usual tangents, personal stories, and Cody’s never-ending war with his microphone. It’s another unforgettable episode of The Rich Dickman Show!
Welcome back to The Rich Dickman Show with your hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and the ever-punctual (not!) Rem! Episode 292 is packed with the usual blend of insightful advice, questionable dilemmas, and celebrity smackdowns, all leading to a divine artistic endeavor.
Segments Covered:
Thinking with your Dickman: The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle listener questions:
Snarky AI Assistant: Jade from Austin is dealing with a Jeeves who's getting a little too opinionated about her music taste. The crew dives into the meaning of "derivative", fear a "Cyberdine moment", and hilariously brainstorm ways to keep AI humble, suggesting racist remarks (towards robots, of course!) and gotcha questions like "What's the back of your dick?". They even consider coining AI slurs like "dry brain" and "natural intelligence supremacist".
Prada vs Gucci: Jasmine in Miami is agonizing over a Gucci handbag that clashes with her comfy Prada shoes. Rem finally joins the show, initially bewildered by such concerns amidst global issues like rising egg and gas prices. Ultimately, the advice leans towards comfort, suggesting she stick with the Prada shoes. There's a brief mention of Gucci burning surplus to maintain artificial scarcity.
Wool Suit Woes: Jonah from Chicago wonders if his "wild cut" alpaca wool suit is too bold for a stuffy law firm interview. The hosts speculate on professions that might call for such attire and Rem suggests the suit screams "Better Call Saul," advising Jonah to deliver a dramatic exit line if questioned about it.
Cody Reads Copy: Cody lends his vocal talents to a scathing critique of McDonald's McFlation Meal, a "pathetic Big Mac" with "soggy" fries and "lukewarm" soda, leaving you "shelling out more for less". This sparks a tangent about Trump's McDonald's consumption and the hosts' personal struggles with getting their McDonald's orders correct, particularly the elusive bacon on a Double Quarter Pounder.
Dick of the Week: The coveted (or not so coveted) award is handed out after a review of some truly dickish behavior, introduced with a brand new bumper:
A parking lot attendant in Los Angeles harassed a wheelchair user for using a handicap spot, despite her legal right, even chasing her and mocking her. The hosts are appalled.
In Ganj boy Kasgange, India, a plastered police inspector was caught on video grabbing his wife in public and, when confronted, slurred, "I am fake". The hosts are left speechless and try to decipher the meaning.
Two German tourists in Mallorca climbed and wrecked a steel structure for a selfie, ignoring the rules. The hosts take issue with the interns' editorializing in the news summaries.
The Dick of the Week award ultimately goes to the infuriating parking lot attendant for his harassment of the wheelchair user.
Dickman Dilemma: The moral compass takes a spin with these tough choices, now introduced with the "Seware Snare Shed Decree" bumper:
N-word vs. Harlem: Rem is faced with the choice of saying the N-word on national TV or seeing Harlem get nuked. He chooses to utter the word. Ray would rather be a pariah than see mass destruction, while Cody hopes to find a loophole. A tangent about a company name "Nickerson" ensues.
Baby Cannon: The ethical implications of shooting a baby 200 yards into a net for $5 million are debated with surprising detail, including net size, propulsion methods, and the baby's potential for mid-air healing. Ray even jokes about his own child's chaotic nature making him a prime candidate (with a helmet, of course), while Randy suggests a baby parachute.
CEO Body Swap: The allure of trading bodies with a Fortune 500 CEO for a week, with the risk of them trashing your own, is considered. The consensus is a firm no, fearing either bodily harm or inheriting a failing company.
Alien Autopsy Auction: Selling a dead alien for $20 million, but risking an invasion, is the final dilemma. The hosts, recalling "Independence Day", are hesitant to provoke extraterrestrial wrath, even for a hefty sum.
Celebrity Dick Match: The battle of the famous begins with a new intro song:
Danny DeVito vs. MrBeast: The beef? MrBeast's 10,000 tiny charity houses encroach on DeVito's "gig," leading to a demanded ball pit brawl at Chuck-E-Cheese. The hosts humorously size up DeVito's chances in a ball pit and veer off into a passionate (and divided) discussion about the merits (or lack thereof) of Jersey Mike's "juice". Ultimately, they see DeVito as the scrappier victor.
Gordon Ramsay vs. Post Malone: The culinary clash ignites when Ramsay calls Post Malone's hot sauce "the worst since unsliced bread". This escalates to troll restaurants and a cooking show. The hosts discuss Post Malone's musical talents, including his Nirvana performance, and David Draiman of Disturbed's "Sound of Silence" cover, as well as Five Finger Death Punch covers. Post Malone's love for "Hunt Showdown" is also highlighted. Gordon Ramsay is confidently predicted to win this fiery feud.
What Would Jesus Draw - Brokering a Peace Deal: Brought to you by the (hopefully soon-to-be-live) whatwouldjesusdraw.com, the hosts unleash AI to interpret their divine prompts:
The central prompt is Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a political dignitary during a diplomatic meeting.
Randy's initial attempt envisions Jesus like Gandalf. His second try, Jesus watching a play with Abe Lincoln, yields a strange, homoerotic scene with no clear meeting or Lincoln.
Rem imagines Jesus facilitating the peace treaty between Lee and Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Courthouse in 1865, resulting in a charcoal-style drawing with an oddly proportioned Grant.
Cody pictures Jesus sitting down in formal attire with President Camacho from Idiocracy, producing an image with a cool vibe but a missing arm and a bizarre background.
Ray goes wild with Jesus as a Zimbabwean diplomat negotiating penguin furs with Genghis Khan on the Great Wall of China, leading to a heartwarming (and absurd) image of Jesus touching a penguin on the Great Wall, sans Genghis Khan.
After much deliberation and a tie-breaker coin flip, Ray's surreal penguin encounter wins the divine art contest. Listeners are encouraged to visit whatwouldjesusdraw.com to purchase these unique creations (no NFTs here!).
Outro:
The hosts share their social media handles (@Rem_Dickman, @Randall_Dickman, @CodyMcCann) and the new Rich Dickman Show voicemail number: 513-512-5721. Cody recounts his Mardi Gras adventures, Ray mentions his dog-walking routine and ongoing insurance saga, and they all look forward to the eventual launch of whatwouldjesusdraw.com. A final, humorous note reveals the Jesus art is printed in Mexico, much to Randy's mock dismay.
Don't forget to check out old episodes and get ready for the big 300! Until next time, stay rich (in spirit)!
The Rich Dickman Show Episode 291 - Whistle Blower with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy.
Episode 291 includes the following segments:
Thinking with your Dickman
Advice is given to Jasper, who is having trouble with their smart fridge recommending kale recipes. The advice is to insult the fridge and find out where it was manufactured so the appropriate racial slurs can be used.
Advice for Joshelyn of Portland, who can't decide where to go on a first date, is given. The options are a wine bar with incredible ambiance or a sommelier with an impressive mustache. The hosts suggest the sommelier.
Advice is given to Julian from Boulder, Colorado, about what to do when their limited edition Mont Blanc Hemingway pen runs out of ink.
Cody Reads Copy about Wegovy, a weight loss medication.
Dick of the Week
The Coleman County, Alabama, police department is put on leave after the police chief and four officers are arrested on multiple charges stemming from the death of a 911 dispatcher who overdosed. A room had a large hole in the wall and was frequently used by individuals to access evidence.
A video goes viral of an unidentified woman sitting on a car at a McDonald's.
Five police officers arrest a 10-year-old boy for public urination.
Dickman Dilemma
Would you take 1 million dollars, but your grandma commits crimes?
Would you want to swap dicks with Svenson?
Would you expose Batman's secret identity or 100 billion in IRS fraud?
What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Mardi Gras
Cody - Jesus in a clown masquerade throwing beads from a float
Rem - Jesus shirtless on a balcony over Bourbon Street chugging beer and throwing bead necklaces to the crowd
Randy - Jesus playing the trumpet in a parade on a pyrotechnic float
Ray - Wins with Jesus laying Mardi Gras beads on a nutria wearing LSU garb
The hosts of the podcast episode begin by discussing recording issues and joking about the stock market. They then transition into discussing Trump's lap at NASCAR, reminiscing about the sport's history stemming from Rum Runner days and how times have changed. This is followed by humorous speculation regarding their absent co-host, Rem, and his potential misinterpretations.
Later in the episode, the hosts engage with listener questions, offer travel advice (suggesting Dollywood), and read an advertisement for the FAA. They also introduce a segment called "What Would Jesus Draw," where they use AI to generate humorous images. They also determine the "Dick of the Week". The episode concludes with a discussion about the show "Love is Blind" and some final thoughts before saying goodbye.
The podcast episode involves welcoming Ray back after he orchestrated some changes at his company that led to him sponsoring the podcast. The hosts joke about the implications of Ray's return, including comparing it to a presidential inauguration. They also touch on a variety of topics, including gambling losses, streaming services, and coffee shops. They also engage in segments such as "Thinking with Your Dickman" and "What Would Jesus Draw?".
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Hold on to your hats, folks, because Episode 288 of The Rich Dickman Show: When Time Flies is a rollercoaster of humor, hot takes, and unexpected turns!
After a fiery debate on the last episode, the trio returns with Rem leading the charge to mend fences. Of course, technical difficulties and Randy's sarcasm only add to the fun. Once they get rolling, the conversation jumps from the 2024 election and Cody's newfound conservative leanings to the woes of expensive eggs and the age-old question: seed oil or beef tallow for fries? Throw in UFO sightings in New Jersey and theories about Atlantis, and you've got yourself a classic Rich Dickman Show episode.
Sprinkled throughout are personal stories that reveal as much about the hosts as they do about society at large. Randy's stint at an Amazon warehouse, Rem's run-in with a pushy woman, and Cody's family's unique Christmas plans offer glimpses into the lives of everyday people navigating the complexities of work, culture, and family in a rapidly changing world.
And what would the show be without the "Dick of the Week" award? This time, it goes to the pushy woman from Rem's Christmas photo fiasco. The episode also features an AI art experiment (think Jesus and drones!), a spontaneous crank call to Papa John's, and an AI's hilariously inept attempt to summarize the show's history.
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Conversation Outline
Reconciliation and technical mayhem
2024 election and political shifts
Rising costs and food debates
UFOs and conspiracy theories
Personal anecdotes and societal trends
"Dick of the Week" shenanigans
AI art and its absurdities
Papa John's crank call and philosophical musings
AI's botched show summary
Holiday farewells
**The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 287: Flaccid Charlie Brown**
Join the hilarious crew of The Rich Dickman Show for episode 287, "Charlie Brown has ED." In this episode, hosts Rem, Randy, Cody, and guest Steven Dickman reunite after a month-long break to catch up on life, share side-splitting stories, and dive into an array of comedic topics. From personal anecdotes about eye doctor visits to brainstorming future inventions, this episode is packed with laughter and spontaneous humor. The hosts also touch on current events and legal issues, providing a mix of insightful commentary and hilarious banter. Don't miss out on this fun-filled episode that showcases the unique chemistry and wit of the Rich Dickman Show team.
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