#287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy</p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Cardiff - 4/1</p> Brighton - 4/2</p> London - 4/4</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:50:36

#286 - Down The Witches Road with Sasheer Zamata (LIVE)

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live in Los Angeles with guest Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Agatha All Along). They discuss Brazilian waxing, Sydney Sweeney, realizing you're queer later in life, asking strippers out, big labias, vision boards and so much more!</p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin </p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Cardiff - 4/1</p> Brighton - 4/2</p> London - 4/4</p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

01:29:09

Checking In From Hell

We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you!</p> If you need to talk with someone :</p> <ul> <li><strong>LGBT National Help Center</strong>: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline </li> <li><strong>LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline</strong>: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428) </li> <li><strong>SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline</strong>: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428) </li> <li><strong>Trans Lifeline</strong>: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada </li> <li><strong>Trevor Project</strong>: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online </li> <li><strong>National Suicide Prevention Lifeline</strong>: Call 988, available 24/7 </li> <br /></p> </ul> <br /></p>

00:12:33

#284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin</p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Cardiff - 4/1</p> Brighton - 4/2</p> London - 4/4</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

01:02:32

#182 - The Finger Pit

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin</p> <br /></p> FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! <a href="https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcast" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">LINK</a></p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:53:19

#280 - Lightening Bolt in Your BH

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin</p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3</p> San Francisco - 10/5</p> Sacramento - 10/6</p> Toronto - 10/10</p> Montreal - 10/11</p> Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13</p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:52:36

#278 - Vanilla Boobs

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, erotica, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin</p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Kansas City MO - 9/19</p> Dallas - 9/20</p> Austin - 9/21</p> Phoenix - 9/22</p> Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3</p> San Francisco - 10/5</p> Sacramento - 10/6</p> Toronto - 10/10</p> Montreal - 10/11</p> Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13</p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

01:03:38

#276 - Candle Wax in My Crack

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin</p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8</p> Raleigh - 9/10</p> Charlotte - 9/11</p> Kansas City MO - 9/19</p> Dallas - 9/20</p> Austin - 9/21</p> Phoenix - 9/22</p> Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3</p> San Francisco - 10/5</p> Sacramento - 10/6</p> Toronto - 10/10</p> Montreal - 10/11</p> Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13</p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:56:05

#274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin </p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8</p> Raleigh - 9/10</p> Charlotte - 9/11</p> Kansas City MO - 9/19</p> Dallas - 9/20</p> Austin - 9/21</p> Phoenix - 9/22</p> Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3</p> San Francisco - 10/5</p> Sacramento - 10/6</p> Toronto - 10/10</p> Montreal - 10/11</p> Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13</p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:49:33

#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!</p> <br /></p> Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin </p> <br /></p> <strong>TOUR TICKETS ON SALE </strong>: <a href="http://twodykesandamic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠</a></p> Los Angeles - 8/17</p> Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8</p> Raleigh - 9/10</p> Charlotte - 9/11</p> Kansas City MO - 9/19</p> Dallas - 9/20</p> Austin - 9/21</p> Phoenix - 9/22</p> Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3</p> San Francisco - 10/5</p> Sacramento - 10/6</p> Toronto - 10/10</p> Montreal - 10/11</p> Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13</p> Vancouver - 10/18</p> San Diego - 10/20</p> Los Angeles - 10/22</p> Detroit - 10/29</p> Cleveland - 10/30</p> <br /></p> Unlock Spotify <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe</a></p> <br /></p> Join Patreon : <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic</a></p> <br /></p> Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: <a href="https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/</a></p> <br /></p> Watch Gay Fantasy: <a href="https://bit.ly/gayfantasy" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/gayfantasy</a></p> <br /></p> Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at <a href="mailto:TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com</a></p>

00:59:08