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Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
With Valentine's Day just around the corner in four short months, it’s time to start planning a romantic evening with your sweetheart. Oh, you don’t have any ideas yet? Well don’t worry, you can just explain to them the plot of Outlander as they gently drift off to sleep and that counts as a pretty successful date.
Suggested talking points: Key Bandolier, Keep Your Balls Warm, Girl Munch Interrupted, Baby Beluga Caviar, The Concord Milf-Hunters, Hubris and Humility, An Outside Bell
Reproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog reunions, suggestive baguettes, egg birds, AND meat birds. This episode brought to you by Paul Oxo’s Good Grips Four Cup Fat Separator 4 Bois: “It shits the good stuff out.”
Suggested talking points: No Pickles for Breakfast, Clam Up, Life Finds a Way to Poach Chad, Look at These Hands, Guest is Boss, Siplimatic Immunity
Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/
Buckle up, y’all, Hogflesh pirate radio is taking over the waves! Join Skin Pigs, Hog Flesh, and Oink Meat as they talk about the sports we all love, sexy science nerds, and that one commercial with Tom Brady and the mattress.
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Suggested talking points: Touchdownton Abbey, Match-Rizz Matchmakers, Afflecktation, Our Cousin Billy Zane, Trickle-Ouroboros Economics
Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/
It's that time of year again! Time to make our case to the great pumpkin demon so that we might be allowed to have that good good fall flavor in all our foods instead of being destroyed.
Suggested talking points: Dr. Samantha Brainmedicine, Sigmund Slip, Griff of Theseus, Start Lickin', Pumpkmanis, Second Jeff, Soul Kegels
Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/
LIVE from beautiful San Jose, a real Justin town, with questions about haunted wedding venues, accident cheese, and the looming threat that is robots giving us no more than the mandated number of chicken nuggets.
Suggested talking points: The Holy Spirit Takes Orders from ME , Subliminal Jackson, Parkour Plateau, Pre-Show Big Burrito Bowl, Pennywise Ate All Our Posters
Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/
We’re doling out the wisdom – that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a Tuba? It’s You-you-useful information!
Suggested talking points: Fartichokes, You Gotta Have a Mirepoix Going On, Laundry Antagonist, 25-21 Years Outside of Highschool, Storage Wars OST, Wet Stink Meat Please, Try to Vape the Piss
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
We’ve finally done it. We’ve come up with the single most ambitious business idea of all time. We want to tell you about it, but you’re gonna have to listen to the full episode, because conceptually it cannot be contained in this description. Also for real, we’ll know if you show up at the Container Store after you’ve listened. Don’t do it.
Suggested talking points: Submitted for the Approval of the Gary Society, Chat GPT Made That Squirrel, We're PLURs, not WHDDs, Sauce on Six, Staind-Brand Earplugs to Block Out Trapt Music
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
Live from the Balboa Theater during San Diego Comic-Con 2023, we've got a 4DX Experience for you that will have you feeling the soup. We're helping people in all dimensions with astral projection, cat hair, and a beaver heist.
Suggested talking points: His Health is Great but I Want to Start Early, Paranormal Lovers, Astral Project or you’re fired, Birds Must Die, Hole Madness, Take a Penguin, Leave a Penguin
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
It’s August 2023, aliens are real, and so is Dave Matthews. He could be anywhere! In light of this new information, we’re doing our best to keep things light and loose so we’re ready for the upcoming taco wars that will define our founding-father given rights to Taco Tuesday for good.
Suggested talking points: Reggie Used to work at America, Crash into Dave, Filling the Pockets of Taco Bell’s Lawyers, The Code of the West
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
It's Sloppy Wet Boy Summer out here, just in time for August. We've got everything you need to do it up right, including a black tie tank top, mystery rocks, and Justin's handmade splinter-free lotion spatulas.
Suggested talking points: Ben Shrekpiro, Hot Boy Hot Dog Summer, Malligator, Spatula Splinters, Like the rapper?, Shittles, Coffee Restaurants, Recursive Infinite Cookie Scheme
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
Amanda is a wife. A mother. A blogger. A Christian.
A charming, beautiful, bubbly, young woman who lives life to the fullest.
But Amanda is dying, with a secret she doesn’t want anyone to know.
She starts a blog detailing her cancer journey, and becomes an inspiration, touching and
captivating her local community as well as followers all over the world.
Until one day investigative producer Nancy gets an anonymous tip telling her to look at Amanda’s
blog, setting Nancy on an unimaginable road to uncover Amanda’s secret.
Award winning journalist Charlie Webster explores this unbelievable and bizarre, but
all-too-real tale, of a woman from San Jose, California whose secret ripped a family apart and
left a community in shock.
Scamanda is the true story of a woman whose own words held the key to her secret.
New episodes every Monday.
Follow Scamanda on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen.
Amanda’s blog posts are read by actor Kendall Horn.
